how to #3: how to make awesome corn!

here are the ingredients you need to get started:







step 1: open corn with can opener.







step 2: pour corn into tupperwear.








step 3: microwave corn for 50? seconds?






step 4: slab desired amount of mayo into heated corn.









step 5: stir.






step 6: slab desired amount of butter into mixture.






step 7: review step 5.





step 8: drip desired amount of TAPATIO into mixture.




step 9: review step 7 and 5.



step 10: drizzle desired amount of parmesian cheese into mixture. (make it thick for extra goodness.)




step 11: squeeze lemon.






step 12: enjoy.











step 13: feel like total shit. (not pictured)


step 14: wake up and deal with your explosive dihharia. (not pictured)