how to show that you are the bigger man.

if your taking a piss in a public bathroom, and there are other men taking pisses in there, you have to walk into the stall. why? because you have to make sure that your pissing can echo throughout the whole bathroom. the louder you can piss, the manlier you are. you'll see when you go to wash your hands, if theres a line, it'll part like the red sea, and you can just walk right up and wash up. it works, trust me.
just a little tip my dad taught me without ever telling me anything.