Monday

listen to your parents!!

dont even think about getting a tattoo! you WILL regret it! society WILL shun you! you WONT get a job! women WILL hate YOU!! this is all so true. dont even think about getting a tattoo if you havent been to prison, or if your not a biker, or if you werent a sailor, or if you arent some super sketchy bum. things like this is an outrage amongst most area codes and they will take drastic measures to make sure you dont get tattooed. you want hep-c?! i dont think so bub. so dont let that crazy tweaker friend of a friend DE-VIRGINISE your flesh.
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how to on "how to give your jew cousin a jew tattoo" coming soon!

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