2: tell all your friends, neighbors, family...shit, post it all over myspace!
3: bug all your other friends that got "tatted" to talk to their guy to give you a deal.(dont make any appointments, thats what your dumb friends are for!)
4: now you've got everything lined up, its the big day! CALL EVERYONE YOU KNOW, or a few "best friends" to go with you...the more people the better!
5: party and get super drunk before hand of course.
6: now that you've got the liquid courage you can now endure all the pain that is in store for you.
7: now that your at the "tat shop" tell the "tat guy" that he needs to let at least two of your friends behind the gate, you need them to hold you and to take pictures.
8: as your getting "tatted" make sure you make remarkes to the "tat guy" like; "are we done yet?" "your pressing too hard" "are you steril" "ouch!" and other obsenities.
9: now that your done dont bother tipping the "tat guy" because it "hurt to bad and you took too long"
10: this one should be number 8, but im lazy; bleed EVERYWHERE.
11: next, race home, party, get laid, brag, AND post every single picture on your myspace or facebook and talk about how you took the pain, and the tears were tears because your so passionate about getting "tatted up sick"
12: regret every decision.
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